Currently we are experiencing a “polar vortex.”
Calm down, I know it sounds like a more menacing version of “The Polar Express” but it’s not. It’s not even a new flavor at Cold Stones Ice Cream Store (Fun Fact: Every time I ask my friends if they want to go to Cold Stones, I accidently call it Cold Water Creek, which, I believe is a middle aged women’s clothing store).
But the polar vortex isn't all that. It’s just a fancy way to say that everything is going to be cold for what feels like forever.

